1 Chronicles 8

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De Genie-ology ov Saul the Benjamite

1 Benjmin waz de fater ov Bela hiz frstbrn, Ashbel de seknd sun, Aharah de thurd, 2 Nohah de furth and Rapha de fith 3 De sunz ov Bela wuz Addar, Gera, Abihud, 4 Abishua, Naaman, Ahoa, 5 Gera, Shephuphan and Huram. 6 Dese be teh sunz ov Ehud (dey be de hed kittehs of de faters houzez ov the kittehs of Geba, and dey wuz karried into ex1le to Manahath): 7 Dey be Naaman,Ahijah, and Gera, aka Heglam, fater ov Uzza and Ahihud. 8 And den Shaharaim be de fater of sunz in the lanz ov Moab, after he dun thro out Hushim and Baara his wiveses. 9 He be de fater ov sunz by Hodesh hiz yfe: Jobab, Zibia, Mesha, Malcam, 10 Jeuz, Sachia, and Mirmah. Dese be hiz sunz, hedz of faters houses. 11 He also de fater ov sunz by Hushim: dey be Abitub and Elpaal. 12 Teh sunz ov Elpaal, dey be: Eber, Misham, and Shemed, de billder ov Ono and Lod wif de townz, 13 and Beriah and Shema (dey be de hed kittehs ov de faters houzez ov the kittehs ov Aijalon, dat maded dey kittehs of Gath runz awayz); 14 and Ahio, Shashak, and Jeremoth. 15 And DEN dere waz teh Zebadiah, Arad, Eder, 16 Michael, Ishpah, and Joha dat be de sons ov Beriah. 17 And den dere be teh Zebadiah (de nuvva wun), Meshullam, Hizki, Heber, 18 Ishmerai, Izliah, and Jobab dat were de sons of Elpaal. 19 And DEN dere waz Jakim, Zichri, Zabdi, 20 Elienai, Zillethai, Eliel, 21 Adaiah, Beraiah, and Shimrath dat were teh sunz ov Shimei. 22 And DEN dere wuz teh Ishpan, Eber, Eliel, 23 Abdon, Zichri, Hanan, 24 Hananiah, Elam, Anthothijah, 25 Iphdeiah, and Penuel dat be de sunz ov Shashak. 26 Shamsherai, Shehariah, Athaliah, 27 And DEN finally (OMG how many kittehs!!1!) Jaareshiah, Elijah, and Zichri be de sunz ov Jeroham. 28 AWL DESE be de teh hed kittehs ov faters houses, by de timez, and de be boss kittehs. And dey was at teh Jerusalem.

Ze Kittehz uv Saul

29 Jeiel (the daddyz uv Gibeon) Ownd a hause een Gibeon. Heez life-cat wuz Maacah, 30 an heez oldust kitteh wuz Abdon. Jeiel’s uder kittehs wur Zur, Kish, Baal, Ner, Nadab, 31 Gedor, Ahio, Zechariah, 32 an Mikloth, ze daddy uv Shimeam. All deez families lived neer eetch uder een Jerusalem. 33 Ner wuz ze daddy uv Kish. Kish wuz ze daddy uv Saul. Saul wuz ze daddy uv Jonathan, Malkishua, Abinadab, an Esh-baal. 34 Jonathan wuz ze daddy uv Merib-baal. Merib-baal wuz ze daddy uv Micah. 35 Micah wuz ze daddy uv Pithon, Melech, Tahrea, an Ahaz. {{verse|36= Ahaz wuz ze daddy uv Jadah. Jadah wuz ze daddy uv Alemeth, Azmaveth, an Zimri. Zimri wuz ze daddy uv Moza. 37 Moza wuz ze daddy uv Binea. Binea wuz ze daddy uv Rephaiah. Rephaiah wuz ze daddy uv Eleasah. Eleasah wuz ze daddy uv Azel. 38 Azel maed six kittehz: Azrikam, Bokeru, Ishmael, Sheariah, Obadiah, an Hanan. Dez wur ze kittehz uv Azel. 39 Azel’s brudda Eshek maed three kittehz: ze furst wuz Ulam, ze secund wuz Jeush, an ze terd wuz Eliphelet. 40 Ulam’s kittehz wur aww stwong fiturz an weelly good archurz. Dey maed lotz uv kittehz and grandkittehz—150 een aww. Aww dese wur kittehz uv Benjamin.

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