1 Corinthians 2
From LOLCat Bible Translation Project
1 Dear humainz, I will you to my words, but I cant spellz.2 UM, Jezus knows I is a fine talker.3 I come tuz ya like all shakin' like a liefs an' stuff,4 and I didnts sound intelligunt, but had enough holy-skillz,5 dat you knows 2 trusts holy-skills and not wisedom.
1 7You beez talkin about Cat in the ceillings wizedom. He knows how many times u fap before all fails. 6 sumz of us is wise though, but not like age-wise and shit.8 Jesus was nail to teh crossed cuz presidents were nubs.
9 Cat in teh ceilling iz acceptings of any fapper, even nubz.10 the Cat in the ceilling macros all in holy-faggotry, even himself.11 Humanz can fap much like Cat in the ceiling watches u fap--even when there is no hole.12 Cuz Ceiling Cat watches you, you'll fap quicker than peeps who isn't being watch.13 Fapthrens, We are not speaked in right words, but in lolz.14 Peepz who isn't got ceilings isn't understooding of me.15 If u beleived what I says, WOOT!
16 If nubz isnt beleived Ceiling Cat, copy paste mah macroz, lol.
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