Ecclesiastes 3

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Der's a tym 4 Ebberythng

1 theer has is a sison for evryting, and a tiems for every perpos under teh ceiling. 2 a tiemz 2 git kittehs, an a tiems 2 get ded. a tiemz to bury the cheezburger and a time to dig up the cheezburger you has planted. 3 tiemz 4 killin the mouses and tiemz 4 being ok with them but not rly. 4 theres a tiemz 4 lollin and a tiemz 4 not lollin so much. A teimz 4 weepins and a teimz 4 dancin. 5 a tiemz to keep cheezburger and a tiemz to give them away, srsly. teimz 4 hugs, tiemz when hugz are NOT WANTED. 6 a tiemz 4 lookin round and a timez 4 getin bored and stop lookin. 7 a tiemz 2 brak and a teimz 4 fix and a teimz 4 STFU and a teimz 2 talkz. 8 A teimz 4 LUV and a teimz 4 HAT. A teimz 4 lots a killin and a teimz 4 only killin when nobodys lookin. u get teh picture. 9 wat gud is it 2 a kitteh from all dat trbl? 10 i has sees wat all trbl ceiling cat can makes 4 kittehs. 11 teh ceiling cat mades teh bestes cookies and cheezbuergrs. but he aslo mades us wantz the invisibl sandwitches he keepz up in teh ceiling, omg, ftw. 12 i knows teh invisibl cheezcakes has are not filling, but better is to do gud, liek mading cookies, upgradin ram, ect., k, srsly. 13 an also of cours teh surprize buttsecks wenever possibl, lol. ceiling cat sez so. 14 teh buket of cookies meads by the ceiling catz, is ful 4ever. no wai. wai! 15 now iz alredez haz been eaten. ceiling catz wants moar but iz hungree lol. 16 in teh sun iz judgd teh cookeez, an teh wikid buttsecks, an thai dont compair to teh rightisnez of teh cheezbuergrs. 17 ceiling cat iz teh judge, jury, xecushioner 4 a purpiz. itz hiz job - he Judj Dred. 18 ceiling cat gits in the est8z of men's kidz an showz them hoos bestes, so they see they has buttsecks 2. 19 4 kiddiez an bestes rofl; one dies, and then another; thez cant breeth from the lolz; men an bestes make a big buttsecks sandwhich to the ceiling. Thai likez it. 20 evereeone cumz from teh littursbox an goez back when they takes a break. 21 kittehs and nimulz upgradez and downgradez as ceiling cat watchz. 22 i knows what it looks liek, an we should be happy, 4 their iz plenty to share: who wants sum? wink wink. tis teh sison.

Ecclesiastes 3
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