Galatians 4

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1 OK, so until teh kid growz up an can inheret evrithing, he miet as wel be a slaev, evn tho he ownz teh plaec.2 Bcz he has to do what evriwun sez until he growz up.3 We iz kind of liek dat.4 But when we had growd up, Ceiling Cat sended his kittn,5 so we wud get our inheritens.6 Ceiling Cat's spirit iz in our hartz, sayin "Daddi, daddi,"7 So you iz not a slaev no moar, u iz Ceiling Cat's kittn, an you iz gettin an inheritens from him.

Paul worriz about teh Galatians

8 Befor u joinded teh church, u wuz slaevz to evrithin but Ceiling Cat.9 But now u knowz bettr, so why iz u goin bak to ur old waiz? Duz u wantz to be slaevz agin?10 U iz sayin sum daiz an monthz an yearz is speshl!11 Sumtiemz i feel liek i iz wastin mai tiem on u.

12 Be liek me.13 I startid tellin u about Jesus because I wuz sik an coughin up hairballz.14 Dealin wif teh hairballz wuz ruff for u but u treeted me niec enniwai. U akted niec, liek i wuz an anjil or even Jesus.15 Why izint u happi wif me no moar? When i meeted u, u wud hav rippted out ur eyez an givn dem to me. i iz glad u didint but it iz teh thot dat countz.16 So iz i ur enemi now becz i tellded u teh troof?

17 Sum peeplz iz tryin to get in good wif u to cauz u trubblz.18 It iz OK to be entuziastik, if it iz for a good reezn. U can be enfuziyastik enni tiem, i duzint hav to be dere LOL.19 Mai deer frendz,20 i wish i cud be dere wif u, bcz u iz drivin me crazi.

Hagar an Sarah

21 U thinkz teh relijis law is so importnt, but duz u evn kno whatz in it?22 It sez Abraham hadded two sonz, wun wif a slaev womn an wun wif a free womn.23 Teh slaev womn's son wun born teh usuil wai, u know what dat iz LOL. But teh othr son wuz born bcz of a promis.

24 Dis is simbolizm OK. Teh wimn iz liek two differnt dealz Ceiling Cat maeded. Wun deal wuz maed on Mount Sinai an teh peepl who iz part of dat deal iz slaevs. Liek Hagar's childrin, u get it?25 So she'z liek Jerusalem.26 But our mothr is liek teh citi of Heaven.27 Liek teh book sez:
 "If ur a womn wif no kidz u shud be happi,
 so akt liek it LOL,
  u duzint hav to hav kidz an dat hurtz;
 teh lonli woman haz moar kidz
  dan teh marrid wun LOL."

28 U iz liek teh childrin of Sarah, who wuz born bcz of teh promis remembr.29 Teh kid who wuz born teh usuil wai wuz mean to teh kid who wuz born bcz of teh promis. Teh saem thing is happinin now LOL.30 But liek teh book sez, "Thro teh slaev womn out, her kid duzint get teh othr kidz inheritens enniwai."31 So our mothr iznt teh slaev womn, shez teh free womn.

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