From LOLCat Bible Translation Project
Sarah lolz, Abraham pesturs Ceiling Cat
6 so Abraham went tu Sarah an wuz liek "Maek sum cookehs an dont eated dem!"
9 An tehy wur liek "Whar yur woomun?" An Abraham sed "ovar thar"
10 An sed "Srsly, wehn we coem bak she gonna be teh preggers" An Sarah herd dis11 BTW: Abraham an Sarah wur teh OLD, srsly, an Sarah wuz tu old 4 teh baybees.12 An Sarah lold an wuz liek "No wai! We ar teh old!"
15 An Sarah wuz liek "I not has lol" An he wuz liek "ya yu did"
Abraham Askx Ceiling Cat tu Be Naice tu Sodom
16 An teh three men wur liek "kthxbai" and Abraham went wif dem17 Ceiling Cat sed "shud I tel Abraham wut I is gon do,18 Cuz he iz cool, and he iz will be graet nayshun, and all nayshuns ar gonna can has cheezburger cuz of him?19 Cuz I choes him so he an his kittehs cud say liek 'Ceiling Cat ar cool, srsly'"
22 So teh men went tu Sodom, but Ceiling Cat wuz stil wif Abraham, k?23 Abraham wuz liek "omg, u srsly gonna kill teh gud peepul wif teh bad peepul!?"24 "Wut if thers fifteh gud peepul? U stil gonna pwn it?"25 "WEAK"
26 So Ceiling Cat waz liek "k if iz fifteh peepul i wont pwn it"
29 An Abraham was liek "wut bout forteh?" an Ceiling Cat sed "i wont if has forteh"
30 An Abraham sed "k, dont b mad or shred meh, but wut if has thurteh?" an Ceiling Cat sed "i wont if has thurteh"
31 An Abraham sed "OMG, but wut if has twunteh?" and Ceiling Cat sed "i wont if has twunteh"
32 An Abraham sed "k, dont b mad, thsi is last tiem I prawmiss, but wut if has ten?" and Ceiling Cat sed "i wont if has ten. srsly"
33 An tehy wur both liek "kthxbai"
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