From LOLCat Bible Translation Project
Ceiling Cat is srsly mad at Israil!!!
1 Israil iz rly windy!!
nauty kitteh is evrywer
an they gief treetz to Assyria and Ejipt!!
o noes Judah!
2 Ceiling Cat dun liek Judah peeple cus tehy liek Jacob.
Ceiling Cat will pwn them all, srsly, fur bein rude.
3 wen Jacob wuz small kitteh he haf lots of kitty fight.
Noaw him fight with Ceiling Cat!!! OMG!
4 him fight aynjels with claws and is teh win
tehn he cryd an wan to speek to Ceiling Cat
5 So Ceiling Cat spoke an sed "I R CEILING CAT, I R POWAH"
6 "u go luff ur own Ceiling Cat, be nyce to him"
Ceiling Cat is Ceiling Cat everywhere, noob!
9 "I r still ur Ceiling Cat liek synce wen u wer kitteh.
Noaw, i r taek ur kitteh basket an maek u sleep outside!!"
10 "mai profetts will totly pwn u srsly"
11 "an y u kil animals? u doin it wrong"
12 "Jacob wen with the sheep to find a wyfe, lol, wtf!?
13 "An Moses wuz mai profett and tryd to sayv teh Ejipt, but u rly broked it!"
14 "Israil, u bin so nauty an rude to Ceiling Cat, noaw u gunna get PWNED!!
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