How to pray
From LOLCat Bible Translation Project
How to Prai
How dus Ceiling Cat wanz yu to prai? Well, insted of jus doin teh Ceiling Cat Prayer der ar utter dings yu can do. Heer is a videeyo showin how yu shud prai. Firs yu stan on yer hind pawz an yu luk at teh ceiling, an den yu rais yer pawz an mov em up an down as yu trai an jump up as high as yu can.
Whai do dis? Cuz it show dat yu can neva troolee reech Ceiling Cat, but it show yu ar tryin as hard as yu can.
Dat is teh sekrit wai of prayin dat Ceiling Cat lufs. Srsly. Moer dan cheezburgers.
Dis is difrunt wai to prai. Insted of jumpin, dis wurks by standing on hind paws an placing front paws together an shakin dem up an down. LOL. Dis helps you relaks. See?
Yawning not reckwired, but iz ok.