Isaiah 14

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1 CeilingCat can haz murcy on Jacob an will chuz Israel kittehs, an set dem in kittehs own land. An udr kittehs join Israel kittehs an be part ov haus ov Jacob! Srsly!2 An udr kittehs tak Israel kittehs an brung em to der place: an Israel kittehs can haz land! An odr kittehs in land be servint kittehs, cuz Israel kittehs rule!3 Sum dai CeilingCat let Israel kittehs haz gud nap. An no moar ouch an no moar feerz an no moar been servintz! Rly!4 An u canz sing an laff at king cat in Babylon! U can sai "mean cat stopt! Ur golden city dun! Ha Ha!"

5 CeilingCat brokd stikk dat hurtd kittehs!6 An BadKitteh dat hurtd all kittehs fer long tiem, dat mad kitteh, iz dun! Iz stoppd!

7 Da hoel Urfs can haz nap! Iz quiet but can haz gud singingz!8 Even da treez happi an sez "Bad cat gon an no kitteh hurtz us!"

9 An ghost kittehz frum da basement cam an see bad BasementCat, even ghost kittehz dat wur kings wen alive!10 Ghost kittehz sez "Wot nao BasementCat? Ur week liek us! LOL!11 UR brot down to ground an ur muzik iz STFU! Srsly! Ur be wif wirms nao! Ha ha!12 Ur fallz frum ceiling, BasementCat! U hurtz Urfs but nao r in grund!13 Cuz U sedz 'I gon be hiyer den CeilingCat starz! I gun put mah kitteh bed hiyer den Ceiling!14 I be hiyer den clouds liek CeilingCat!'15 But ur be in basement, BasementCat! Bad kitteh!"

16 An kittehs see BasementCat an sez "Wot? R U Srs? Dis BasementCat? Himz who maed Urfs trembl? Srsly?17 Dis who maed mess of Urf? Dis kitteh dat rekkd citeez? NO WAI!"18 All der nayshuns ded! An in kitteh famlee tooms bureed ded!19 But ur no bureed cuz ur too stinky fr kitteh tooms! Ur trown awai liek ikky harbl! Ur wors den eny kitteh an we stomp on U.20 Ur no wif udr kittehs bureed cuz U wrekd Urfs! An kilded kittehs! UR BAD KITTEH BASEMENTCAT!!!!!1121 Ur no can haz bebeh kittehz to maek bad on Urfs! No! Urfs getz no moar bad kittehz!22 Cuz I will fite dem, sez CeilingCat! I will kutt dem off!23 I will maek Babylon emtee! No moar bad kittehz, no nutin! I deztroyz!24 Ceiling cat sez it happn cuz I sez so.

25 CeilingCat sez Assyrian kittehs in mai land! I R brake em! I R step on em an dey no moar maek Israel kittehs werk!26 Dis wot I do wif Urfs. Iz mai feetz ovr all landz.27 I R CeilingCat an maed contrakt wif Urfs! Hoo braek mai contrakt? NOBUDY! Hoo stopz mai feetz? NOBUDDY!!!! Cuz I R SED SO!!! RAWR!

28 An den king Ahaz ded an Isaiah no dees tings gon happn an it wuz burdn.

29 So lissn, bad kittehz evrywhur! No sing an be happi nao jus cuz stik dat hit yous iz brokd. Cuz U NO WOT? A MONSTR COMZ! An firey serpentcat! CeilingCat sez so!30 An den bebeh poor kittehs can haz fudz. An sikk an week kittehz can haz naps an be saf! Bad kittehs, I maek u haz no cheezburgerz an moast U die! Den gud kittehs kill rest uv U!31 Howl! An crie! An meow! Cuz kingdum uf bad kittehz iz gon be no moar!32 Wot sae nao? CeilingCat maek gud place fr gud kittehs! An poor kittehs hav saf place.

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