Joshua 8

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1 Ceiling Cat sez to Joshua, "Dont woree be happee. Take all dewds wif yu, an go to Ai. Iz help wif ur pwning of Ai, an his dewds an him baes an stuffs.2 Yu do to Ai an king liek Jericho. Onlee its monees an cheezburgers yu can has for yu. Yu get behind his baes.3 So Josh an dewds go to Ai. An Josh pickted 1...2...manee! Buff dewds an maed dem night dewds.4 An sez, "Looks, Yu can sneeky up on teh baes, in backs. Stay ready neer baes.5 Me an mai dewds wil coem frum teh fron. Den, Ai's dewds coem to get us, weez run.6 Dey'll fink weez chikins, an chaes us.7 Den, yu back uv base dewds can has teh win! W00T! Thanx Ceilin Cat~!8 Den burninate teh baes. Ceiling Cat sez so."9 Joshua sentz them awai on invizable motosycles. Thai goez to teh plaice of ambushin and waets betwien Behtel an Ai.10 In teh morninz, Joshua gotz hiz peepz an snedz tehm away to Ai, but teh no haz motosycles. Teh has to walkz lol.11 Ail of tehm goez to teh gaets of teh ceetee an set up tehr tents and st00f. srsly.12 Joshyewah taeks 5k an lais tehm in weight to teh wste.13 Teh d00ds wuz redy 4 teh pwnage in teh camp norf of teh baes. Joshua haz sleepy timez in teh valley.14 When teh king ov Ai saw Joshuas d00ds, he was leik 'OMG' and went crazee wiv teh catnip. He and hiz d00ds went to Jordan valleh to pwn the Israel d00ds. But haz no idea he gonna get pwnd from teh rear (LOL).15 Joshua nd hiz d00ds wuz all leik 'RUN AWAY' but not rly cos they are clever kittehs.16 All teh kittehs in teh citeh wuz all leik 'CHARGE' after Joshuas d00ds, an they wuz leik loadz away from teh citeh.17 Every d00d in Ai wuz leik 'CHARGE' after teh Israel kittehs. And no kittehs was left in baes to defend it.

18 Ceiling Cat sez to Joshua, "Yu has a stick. Poynt wif stick at Ai, yu can has an Ai." An Joshua poynt wif stick at baes.19 Dewds go fast wen Joshua poynt wif stick. Dey in ther baes, killin ther doodz wif firebalz20 Dewdz uv Ai lookeded. Visible smoek up to ceiling! Dey knew tey pwned, cuz scaredy cats wer jus fakin.21 Dewdz uv Ai cudnt run, so dey got pwned.

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