Judges 12

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Jefthah an efraim

1 teh bad kittehs from efraim calld out their forcez, go norths an sai to jefthah, "y u go to fight teh ammonitez an no inviet us go wif u? we go bern ur howzes nao kthxbai."2 an Jefthah sed "me an mah peeps wuz totally pwnin teh ammonitez, but wen i call HALP, u no halp.3 when i saw u no halp, i kamikazed to go pwn teh ammonitez, an Ceiling Cat lat me win. Nao y u want pwn me bak?"

4 Jefthah den tell Gilead kittez to zerg Efraim. gilead kittehs not mind, cuz Efraim kittehs say, "yuo does dramaz wif Efraim an mannaseh."5 All jordan base are belong to teh Gilead kittehs, so dey go to to Efraim; wen Efraim kitty not pwned want cross an say, "i can crosez ovar?" Gilead den ask, "yuo = efraim?" den he say, "NO, DUH"6 den has test, "ok den, say shibboleth. " but he sai "sibboleth" cuz hez stupid and cant sai rite, so dey aggrod him. 42000 efraim kitteh got aggrod cuz dey ALL stupid like dat.

7 Jefthah den waz izraels big cheez six yeer. Den he waz deaded, and burried in gilead.

Ibzan

8 aftr him, Ibzan ov bethlehem led israel.9 he had thirty sons an thirty dottrs. He gaev his dottrs awai in marriage to dose outside his clan, an for his bois he brought in thirty young wemen as wivez frum outside his clan. Ibzan led israel seben yeers.10 den Ibzan dyed, an wuz burid in bethlehem.

Elon

11 aftr him, Elon teh zebulunite led israel ten yeers.12 den Elon dyed, an wuz burid in aijalon in da land ov zebulun.

Abdon

13 aftr him, Abdon son ov Hillel, frum pirathon, led israel.14 he had forty bois an thirty grandsons, hoo rode on seventy donkeys. He led israel ate yeers.15 den Abdon son ov Hillel did, an wuz burid at pirathon in efraim, in da hill country ov teh amalekitez.

Teh Footnote
  • a - Judgez 12:7 tradishunally judgd ; also in versez 8-14
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