Leviticus 12

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1 Ceiling Cat sez to Moses,

2 Tell all teh kittehs: aftr a momma cat maeks kitnz, if its boy kitteh she hasta stay in cat-box for sevn dayz.3 Eight days aftr kitteh coems out, snip teh harbl liek I showd u.4 And momma cat cant go in hous of Ceiling Cat for a hole forty dayz aftr it coems out.

5 But if its girl kitteh, den she has to stay in cat-box two wks and cant go in hous for more days. Liek sixty-six lol!

6 Eithir way, wen she coems in hous aftr, maek sur she bringz lam chops oh n bring a pidgin too.7 An when she offurz dem to Ceiling Cat den she be aloud in hous.8 If no lamb chops to bring den she can bring extra pidgins nstead kthx.