From LOLCat Bible Translation Project
Teh Ministry of Teh Priests
1 On teh 8 day, Moses Cat summons Aaron Cat and posse. 2 Moses Cat sayz to Aaron Cat, "Take teh bull calf for teh sin offerin' and teh ram for teh guilt offerin' and present dem. 3 Then say to teh Israelites, 'Take teh male goat for teh sin offering, teh calf and teh lamb, both 1 yerz old and Do Not Want defect, for teh burnt offerin' 4 and teh ox and teh ram for teh fellowship offerin' and teh grain offerin' thats gots teh oil. For teh Lord is gonna appear!'" 5 Teh whole posse stood at teh entrance of teh Tent of Teh Meeting. 6 Moses Cat sayz, "This is what us gotta do, so teh glory of teh Lord is gonna appears 2 u." 7 Moses Cat sayz to Aaron Cat, "Come to teh altar and PWN your sin offerin' and PWN your burnt offerin' and make teh atonement 4 u and teh posse; sacrifice teh offerin' 4 teh posse and make atonement 4 them. 8 Aaron Cat gos 2 teh altar and PWNS teh calf 4 himself. 9 Aaron Cat's posse puts teh blood on teh altar. 10 On teh altar teh fat is PWNED and teh kidneys covering teh liver r PWNED. 11 Teh flesh is PWNED outside teh camp and teh hide is PWNED outside teh camp. 12 Aaron Cat PWNS teh burnt offerin'. Teh posse gives Aaron Cat teh blood and wen Aaron Cat gots teh blood he sprinkl3s teh blood on teh altar. 13 Aaron Cat PWNS teh burnt offerin' on teh altar piece by piece, and PWNS teh head too. 14 Aaron Cat washes teh inner parts and teh legs and PWNS them on top of teh PWNED burnt offerin' on teh altar. 15 Aaron Cat PWNS teh goat 4 teh sin offerin', just like he PWNED the 1st 1. 16 Aaron Cat offers teh burnt offerin'. 17 Aaron Cat PWNS teh grain on teh altar. 18 Aaron Cat PWNS teh ox and PWNS teh ram 4 teh fellowship offerin'. Teh posse gives Aaron Cat teh blood and wen Aaron Cat gots teh blood he sprinkl3s it on teh altar. 19 Buts teh fat ox and teh fat ram 20 were laid on teh boobs, and then Aaron Cat PWNED teh fat on teh altar. 21 Aaron Cat waves teh boobs and teh right leg as wave offerin'. 22 Aaron Cat lift hands and bless teh peeples. And he was done with teh sacrifizing, so he stepped down from teh altar. 23 Moses Cat and Aaron Cat go 2 teh Tent of Teh Meeting. When they come out, teh glory of teh Lord appears 2 all teh peeples. 24 Pew Pew Pew! Fire come down 2 uBer-PWN teh burnt offerin' and teh fat on teh altar. And the peeples fell down and shout 4 joy! WOOHOOYAYBOING!
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