Psalm 11

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1 In Ceiling Cat I hid.
Den how cum u sez 2 me:
"Oh, hai! gtfo kthxbai.

2 Cuz lookit, teh lamzors gon pwn u;
tehy getin redy to uze teh bfg
to shoot frm teh shadows
at teh kewl ppl.

3 When teh awsome ppl are bein pwnd,
what can teh awsome ppl do?"

4 Ceiling Cat is in teh ceiling;
Ceiling Cat is on his pimpd out kitteh bed.
He cheks teh ppl;
his eyes chek tehm duh.

5 Ceiling Cat laikz teh h4x,
but teh lamzors n trols
r on teh rode to destrucshun.

6 On teh lamzors he wil drop
burning cat pu;
taht burnz tehr akshun figur colekshuns.

7 For Ceiling Cat rulz,
4 great justice;
kewl d00dz wil c him's fuz face. Rawk!