Romans 6

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Romans 6

1 Wha'sup? Keep onna Invisible Error, itbe grazin' bouts?

2 Lyk Ceiling Cats sed nope. Yo! Iffn wez Invisible Error, den wehn wez gunna dirtnap?

3 Youse dunno, Youseall dun wet yer fur inna rivr by Jebus Krisp anna wer inna rivr fer hims dirtnap?

4 Itellyaz webe dirtnappin by wettin our furs inna rivr: dat lyk Jebus turnd inta vampire-d00d anna liver ferevva by Sky Catz, so hez lookin fer cheezbrgrz anna warm milk.

5 Iffn wez dirtnappin wit dat Jebus, webe turnd inta vampire-d00dz 2, srsly liver ferevva:

6 Lissenup, old d00dz nailed to da scratchpost, dat Invisible Error may blowd up, youse cats nawt be humpin Invisible Error agin.

7 Iffn youze ded youse nawt Invisible Errorin no mor.

8 Iffn wez dirtnappin wit dat Jebus, wez be par-tayin wit him, srsly, ferevva:

9 Dats Jebus a vampire-d00dz; dirtnappin nawt stoppn him frum da par-tayin.

10 Fur him ded, him only have one Invisible Error: but him livn, him bootlikn da Ceiling Cat.

11 Anna yoube tinkin youse ded nawt havin Invisible Error, but libbin fur Ceiling Cats anna Jebus Krisp da Lard Cat.

12 Donna do dat Invisible Error Yo!, dat yoube humpin da legz of dat Invisible Error.

13 Donna wav yer PENIS inda air as Invisible Error: gibbin yer fur toda Ceiling Cat, lyk dem vampire-d00dz, An wave yer PENIS inda air fur Ceiling Cat.

14 Invisible Error nawt youse boss: youse nawt watch judge judy, buttz be grazin.

15 Wha'sup? webe doin da Invisible Error boogie, webe nawt judge judy, buttz be grazin? Ceiling Cat RAWRz nope. Srsly RAWRz.

16 Lissenup, youse gibbin to da bootlikin, dat bootlikr youse gunna lik dat bootz uv hiz; iffin Invisible Error orda dirtnap, iffn kibble orda warm milk?

17 Tank da Ceiling Cat, youse be hiz bootlikr, youse likd hiz bootz an hiz ticker an hiz buttz button of dat teachinz of hiz.

18 Youse den nawt Invisible Error, youse bootlikr uv da right paw uv da goody two-paws.

19 Iz yammerin of catz cauze yoube weak kittnz: youse told yer bootlikrz to nawt clean der furz an nawt lik der buttz clean an to do da buttseks; now wave yer PENIS inna air an meow to Ceiling Cat.

20 Fur wehn youse doin da Invisible Error, youse nawt wavin yer PENIS atta Ceilin Cat.

21 Watchoo doin den dummie dat youse nawt look so hawt? dems tings gunna giv ya da dirtnap.

22 But nows youse nawt Invisible Error, An youse Ceiling Cat bootlikr, youse likn der buttz clean, youse gunna be da vampire-d00dz, srsly Yee-Haw.

23 You duz Invisible Error anna dey payz you in dirtnaps; but freebee uv Ceiling Cat iz cookiez an cheezburger uv da Jebus Krisp, our Lard Cat.

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