From LOLCat Bible Translation Project
Ruth sez "Oh, Hai" 2 Boaz
1 Nows Naomi has relative. Boaz. Iz cool an rich an haz feelds wif lotz of noms.
4 So den Boaz coems an sez "Teh Ceiling Cat be with yu!" An so dem all harvstur sez "Ceiling Cat givez yu cheezburger!"
5 Boaz askz teh boss pikker "Hoo iz dat gurl?"
8 Boaz sez at Ruth "Lissen, yew can chillz in mai feelds an yew can has noms. Yew an dose gurls go togever.9 "Wachez teh mens an folo teh gurls. Men be kewl an not bug yu. If yus get firsty, goez get somefin' to drinks."
10 Ruth bowd doun an sez "Ai r not from herez. Y yu be so niez?"
13 "kthx" sez Ruth. "Yuz nice n' sez nice things bout me."
14 Foar lunch, Boaz is lak "Yu can haz noms wif uz and evn cheezburger!" So Ruth sats n' noms all she culd an had cookiez an culd not eet ne moar.15 Boaz tolds the men not to maek fun of her or embare-as her evr an leeve her alonez while her getz noms.16 Boaz also toldz his wurkerz to cheet an givez her free foodz.
19 Naomi is all liek "Yays! Hoo givez yu dis food? Mae Ceiling Cat bles dem wif cheezburger!" An Ruth sez it wuz Boaz.
20 Naomi sez "Orite he iz relluhtiv of daed huzband an iz guarded us or sumting. Mae Ceiling Cat givez him cookiez tew!!1!1"
21 Ruth sez "Boaz sed ai culd werk moar an bringz hoem moar foodz!"
22 Naomi sez Ruth to going to Boaz feilds since dey r sayf.
23 Ruth does as her toldz.
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