Zechariah 8

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Teh lord promisez 2 bles jerusalem

1 again teh werd ov teh lord almighty came 2 me.2 dis ar teh wut teh lord almighty sez: "im vry jealous 4 zion; im burnin wif jealousy 4 her."3 dis ar teh wut teh lord sez: "im gonna return 2 zion an dwell in jerusalem. Den jerusalem will be calld teh city ov truth, an teh mountain ov teh lord almighty will be calld teh holy mountain."

4 dis ar teh wut teh lord almighty sez: "once again doodz an women ov ripe old age will sit in da streets ov jerusalem, each wif cane in hand cuz ov his age.5 teh city streets will be filld wif bois an gurls playin thar."

6 dis ar teh wut teh lord almighty sez: "it cud seem marvelous 2 teh remnant ov dis peeps at dat tiem, but will it seem marvelous 2 me?" declarez teh lord almighty.

7 dis ar teh wut teh lord almighty sez: "im gonna save mah peeps frum teh countriez ov teh east an teh west.8 im gonna brin them bak 2 liv in jerusalem; they will be mah peeps, an im gonna be faithful an righteous 2 them as their ceilin cat."

9 dis ar teh wut teh lord almighty sez: "u hoo nao hear thees werdz spoken by teh profets hoo wuz thar when teh foundashun wuz laid 4 da houz ov teh lord almighty, let ur hanz be strong so dat teh temple cud be built.10 before dat tiem thar wuz no wagez 4 man or beast. No wan cud go bout his busines safely cuz ov his enemy, 4 i had turnd evry man against his neighbor.11 but nao im gonna not deal wif teh remnant ov dis peeps as i did in da past," declarez teh lord almighty.

12 "teh sed will grow well, teh vine will yield itz fruit, teh ground will produce itz crops, an teh heavens will drop their dew. Im gonna giv all thees things as an inheritance 2 teh remnant ov dis peeps.13 as u has been an object ov cursin among teh nashuns, o judah an israel, so will i save u, an u will be blesin. Do not be afraid, but let ur hanz be strong."

14 dis ar teh wut teh lord almighty sez: "jus as i had determind 2 brin disastr upon u an showd no pity when ur fathers angerd me," sez teh lord almighty,15 "so nao i has determind 2 do gud again 2 jerusalem an judah. Do not be afraid.16 thees r teh things u r 2 do: speek teh truth 2 each othr, an rendr true an sound judgment in ur courts;17 do not plot evil against ur neighbor, an do not luv 2 swear falsely. I hate all dis," declarez teh lord.

18 again teh werd ov teh lord almighty came 2 me.19 dis ar teh wut teh lord almighty sez: "teh fasts ov teh fourth, fifth, seventh an tenth months will become joyful an glad occashuns an happeh festivals 4 judah. Therefore luv truth an peace."

20 dis ar teh wut teh lord almighty sez: "lotz da peoplez an teh inhabitants ov lotz da citiez will yet come,21 an teh inhabitants ov wan city will go 2 anothr an say, let us go at once 2 entreat teh lord an seek teh lord almighty. I myself iz goin.22 an lotz da peoplez an powerful nashuns will come 2 jerusalem 2 seek teh lord almighty an 2 entreat him."

23 dis ar teh wut teh lord almighty sez: "in dose dais 10 doodz frum all languagez an nashuns will taek firm hold ov wan jew by teh hem ov his robe an say, let us go wif u, cuz we has herd dat ceilin cat iz wif u. "

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